Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

Masturbatory

Characterized by an unpleasant or disagreeable quality; creating a sense of general discontent or dissatisfaction.

The group of people wearing yellow suits were masturbatory, their presence making the entire event feel off-putting and uncomfortable.

by CoochieLver69 December 24, 2024

Masturbatory Dance

When you accomplish something that makes you break out into a dance involving masturbation.

John was so happy he passed his test he broke out into a masturbatory dance.

by Beatrice Wall March 24, 2025

Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.

“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”

by Girldick May 23, 2025