mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006

Testicular Manswer

The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises

Josh got a bad case of Testicular Manswer after that new episode yesterday.

by MetalBoundBlast April 22, 2010

manferno

the almighty hammerwolf who can consistently drink better than your mother... when it is highly doubted, manferno will follow through once again, time after time.

surfer dude: dude that hammerwolf is such a manferno
stifel tower: yea man it is truly unbelievable how he can drink better than your mom time after time
brunette: hes not that sweet

by coalition of virginity October 12, 2004

Mansformer

A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.

Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...

Bob: Okay...what?

Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...

Bob: Sweet man, how was she?

Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...

Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!

Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...

Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.

by Domonic March 30, 2009

Mansford

A guy who is insecure about everything. Usually lies and exaggerates the truth to make himself look and feel better about himself.

Can you believe that story that guy just said? He's such a mansford.

by Woodland89 September 24, 2011

mansher

A guy who chases a girl he likes despite no hope, repeatedly friend zoned and rejected.

"That guy needs to stop going after her, he is such a mansher"

by Hokassss May 11, 2016

Mansformation

(noun)
1. The process by which one becomes a man. This does not wholly or in part refer to surgical procedures or the unforeseen growth of an appendage.
2. The point at which we stop being such stupid babies

Matthew's mansformation was evident by the him not crying when the car ran over his foot.

by Mr. Puddyworth September 3, 2009