preying mantits

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah

"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"

by ollie deezee January 5, 2009

Manitoba Snowplow

A sexual act in which you are giving a girl anal and then push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.

I manitoba snowplowed this girl so far she got carpet burn!

by xkenx January 6, 2007

Manitoba Driver

One who alternates driving 20km/h over and 20km/h under the speed limit, prior to making a U-turn from the right lane, usually because they forgot which side of the road Wal-Mart is on.

Watch out for Manitoba Drivers, we're pretty close to Wal-Mart.

by soopa-doopa September 19, 2009

marital aid

1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.

1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

manitoba

The only province within confederation to violently rebel against the federal government. The Riel Rebellion incase you missed that day in history class.

Guy: I thought we the Quebecois were the separists?!?!
Dave: Nah, we in Manitoba did it first, you guys in Quebec just made it a hobby.

by Mr.W November 28, 2006

Mannit

A substitute for the words "Dammit" and "Man!" Therefore, making it "Mannit!"

Sarah:"You left your son, Harry Peter, at the store."
Skyler: "Mannit!"

by Skylurrr April 5, 2008

manditer

A new, orange bird from Brazil. It doesn't have a beak. Instead it has baleen, like whales, but it doesn't know how to swim. It also has gills but no lungs. Rhinos give birth to them. The Rhinos are 3 feet tall and look like penguins. After the manditer is born, it dies in a matter of minutes. There is only one creature to have miraculously grown lungs and survived. His name is Jesh.

Jesh, you look just like a manditer.

by NickLovesManditers October 21, 2009