Muffin Man

by michael April 21, 2003
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Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

Someone who has something against the well known character known as the muffin man. Therefore they will set out on a search hunt to destroy him and being successful, they eat him for breakfast.
Rita doesn't like muffins, or anyone who makes them. She got victorious when after him, and ate him. She is a Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)
by LlamasInTraining August 04, 2009
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do you know the muffin man

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"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"
by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020
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Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.
Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.
by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023
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Not Muffin Man

Does NOT own a muffin company.
Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.
by I like burger January 29, 2025
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Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)
Look at that Man-Muffin.
by Stevethemechanic95 November 24, 2022
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