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Majied Excalibur

when some one is talking to you and you throat punch them in the middle of the sentence, when they start to cough you trip them on there back
"oh hey its-"

*throat punched*

"cough, cough"
*gets laid the fuck out on the floor"

"that's the Majied Excalibur in action for you, never talk about grandma again sis"
by fakename February 28, 2023
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Majed Juma

majed juma is the most majestic (and handsome) person on earth.(aka me) He also owns the best youtube channel called myticmelon. the one with a video titled: venom be like.

He is also an skibidi sigma/alpha with a level 10000 gyatt and infinite rizz!
by Drippygamer69 August 30, 2024
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Uncle Madeed

The man, the myth, the Mongolian. He rides his flying elephant while eating falafel and snake eyes. He farts eggs and if you mess with him he'll sit on you. He can basically do anything.
Hey Uncle Madeed, got any spare cans of beans so I can fart some eggs. Of course he does, he keeps 100 cans on him at all times.
by Austinn Powerzz October 5, 2020
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7yo majed

7yo majed
by swaggedoutyasser June 21, 2021
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the majied

when majied is hitting it from the back and he slaps your balls from the behind
"oh, fuck give me the majied!"

*slaps balls

"AHHHHHHHH"
by pusuton February 2, 2023
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