1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
That guy is such a Minute Maid.
by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018
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You have to wear a Maid outfit for the rest of the month of May, No Denying it
underTV: ay it's maid may, wear the maid outfit now

Nebi: alright sure
by underTV May 4, 2021
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The feeling when you return to your vacation hotel room after going for a walk, with an intestinal explosion imminent, only to see the maid cart in the corridor near your room. There's a visceral feeling of panic when you realise you may have lost "home field advantage" for your imminent morning joy dump. Particularly relevant after a big night in Vegas.
Dave was looking forward to a good half hour post-breakfast sit down with a copy of ESPN magazine after his tequila and Coors meltdown when he spotted the dreaded cart and had a major attack of maid anxiety.
by Sculph January 17, 2010
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A slang for minutes, a unit for measuring time.
Gimme 10 minute maids and I'll be done. Just 10.
by Bill Evans Comp Sci Teacher April 24, 2011
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Referring to unpopped popcorn. An Old Maid was considered a virgin that did not have her hyman popped. The similarity is between popcorn that was not popped and Old Maids that have not been popped.
Not pre-heating your oil for popcron will yeild less old maids.
by Cpt. Bolltron March 3, 2011
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A nickname for cannabis, thought to of originally started in Dorset, England. To let other users know they must not talk about cannabis openly.
Examples of Turkish maid:

I want to hire a maid- i want to buy some cannabis.

Is the maid wearing perfume - is the cannabis sprayed or unsprayed.
by Mellow Yellow420 August 18, 2009
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During sex, when the man is about to come, he pulls out, throws the sheets over the woman and then comes all over the sheet instead. The woman uncovers herself and then gathers the dirty sheets and proceeds to do the man's laundry.
I didn't want her to get pregnant, so I pulled a dutch maid on her. Gotta love not having worry about the sheets getting dirty.
by elleinad311 February 1, 2011
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