i call mahogany

A type of foolishness or shenanigan

That's crazy!

I know! I call mahogany!!

by Nopee 767676 March 1, 2017

Mahoganie

Mahoganie is a nice, beautiful person who is sensitive, but doesn’t gaf about what anyone has to say. They loveee to make people laugh. And just all around the best person to be around.

Omggg I literally love Mahoganie she’s the besttt

by I’m just here to talk lmaoo April 27, 2022

This is mahogany

A phrase used to describe something ridiculous or upsetting, perhaps both. Saying "this is bullshit", but in a nicer way. A way to express frustration on something inconvenient or stupid.

Elton: "Hey, heads ups. The registers are down again."
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"

Or

Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"

by Red_Rain_Forest November 29, 2022

Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.

Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

Mahogany Vanilla

the color of indecision

I dunno, the chair isn’t blue or grey. It’s basically a mahogany vanilla

by Peter Two Tones June 25, 2025

Mahogany

The name Mahogany refers to a plywood of hard material. As a human being name, a Mahogany is very feisty and moody. She can be aggressive at times but is a very nice person when on her good side. She can be caring and loving but she can also be weirdo. We love Mahogany! Mahogany also has big breasts.

"Mahogany, whats up"
"Dont talk to me"
"ok"

by bigdickgothbf**?! November 21, 2021

Jeepers Mahogany

An exclamation used to express astonishment or disbelief, synonymous with phrases like “holy shit” or “what the fuck.”

A shortened slang term of the word could be “Jeeps Mahog.”

Friend: Look at that broad with the huge butt!

Me: Jeepers Mahogany! That bitch got quite the ass!

by dougchaser October 19, 2023