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a cat shit in my mouth

From a Meg Ryan movie 'Promised Land' and referenced to in Stephen King's 'Dreamcatcher' by Jason Lee. Lee as Jim/Beaver: "In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up." then he says something like 'like meg ryan in that movie promised land'
Pete Moore (Timothy Olyphant): "Promised Land? Never heard of it."
Jim "Beaver" Claredon (Jason Lee): "Meg Ryan and uh whats his name? Reefer Sutherland..."
The Guys: "Keefer!"
Beaver: "...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that shit in my mouth."
Morning breath is worse if you pass out without brushing your teeth, after a night of drinking and onion pizza after the bar.
~waking up the 'morning after'
Bev: Where's the cat?
Danny: What cat?
Bev: The cat that shit in my mouth.
Since my example has to use the exact phrase 'a cat shit in my mouth' and i quoted the movie and don't want to change it, I'll make more examples
~Amy: Damn where's that cat?
Chris: What cat? I thought you only had dogs
Amy: I do, but I think a cat shit in my mouth this morning"
~"Oh snap, your breath is so rank a cat must of shit in your mouth"
by Amy F. September 12, 2008
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put Trump in my mouth

The act of saying or doing something so controversial or offensive that you create numerous problems for yourself. President Trump is the master of this technique, so it is named in his honor. President Trump, Trump, The Donald, make America great again, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump armor, Trump bump, Trump trounce, Trump chumps, Trump army, The Winter Whitehouse, Trump speak, Trumpnado, Trump tweet
I really put Trump in my mouth when called our boss a blowhard at the convention. You sure did Tom!
by joecoolthefool December 5, 2017
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right in my mouth

A famous catch phrase a character named Alana uses in every episode of a Haitian sitcom.
1. Where does this go?

2. right in my mouth.
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Piss in my mouth

A catchphrase people with piss kinks usually use on a daily basis.
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I love big ol' penis in my mouth

I love men and so do you because you searched this. C=========3

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Joe: I love big ol' penis in my mouth!
Obamna: gay.
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Sack in my mouth

*kids smoking joint.*

*teacher walks in.*

student: "oh, sack in my mouth!"
by Sagan Hater October 11, 2014
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Heaven in my mouth

1. When something tastes so OVER-THE-TOP delicious, that it can only be compared to heaven (in your mouth of course).

2. Can also be used seductively while eating delicious food as a double entendre to imply that you are good at giving head and that if you were to perform fellatio on a certain someone it would be heaven for him (in your mouth).
1. "Mmmmmm....This mac and cheese is like heaven in my mouth!"

2. Girl: "Mmmmmm... This ice cream cake is heaven in my mouth!"
Guy: *gets an erection*
by secretmjg March 18, 2010
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