My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

《¤》My《¤》Left《¤》Leg《¤》Are《¤》The《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》697《¤》629《¤》627《¤》343《¤《

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Pulled my leg

It is the action of pulling your hamstring

Oh no I’ve pulled my leg while playing hockey!

by Your trusty informer May 16, 2022

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021