loser

one who doesn't do anything but smoke herb all day

you're a loser dude

by janelle November 16, 2006

loser

me

i am a loser

by uselessme August 21, 2020

loser

Someone who is so misguided and misdirected in life that they constantly fuck up everything. This is usually caused by stupidity compounded with low self-esteem. Losers can often be found doing self-destructive things like smoking, wrecking their cars, drinking, getting high, taking it up the butt, and gambling. Losers reek of tobacco, abuse their kids, and just set a generally shitty example for all of society.

I don't want to live next door to a loser. Losers thoroughly suck ass.

by cbubbles40 September 24, 2011

Loser

A loser is someone who can’t seem to win at anything ever.

Zach is a loser. He didn’t make varsity, he lost the girl he likes, he continues to lose at every aspect of life.

by ZchZmm March 14, 2020

Loserness

A person with no quality banter and thinks they are funny but they are just a loser

Danielle's banter is just full of loserness

by dani1980 January 24, 2013

loser

a person who is in the habit of making bad decisions, like gambling, smoking, or using other harmful addictive drugs. these habits screw up their lives and make them losers.

stay away from that loser. he reeks like a butt-sucker and even has a shitstain on his mustache. nasty.

by chuckybubbles September 20, 2011

loser

anyone who isn't Donald Trump according to Donald Trump.

Guy: Hey Donald Trump, what do you think of that person over there?
Donald Trump: He's a loser!

by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2016