Poop hole Loophole 

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.

"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.

Poop hole Loophole by laurajade March 18, 2015

poophole loophole 

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.

Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."

poophole loophole by creaternity April 6, 2006

Catholic Loophole 

The act of preserving a woman's virginity by having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, therefore letting the woman remain a virgin.

"Last night, we practiced the Catholic Loophole because my girlfriend wanted to wait before he had vaginal sex."

Catholic Loophole by Bluntzilla7414 February 3, 2013

Virginity Loophole 

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.

Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."

Virginity Loophole by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016

urban loophole

Rejected definitions can be resubmitted indefinitely.

Thanks to the urban loophole, my controversial submission went around UD for months before finally being published.

urban loophole by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

Halliburton Loophole

The worst sex position EVER.

Mentioned on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart 21 June 2010

I got a halliburton loophole last thursday. My family is dead.

Halliburton Loophole by Rob_blah June 24, 2010

butthole is the loophole 

When a girl says "no sex until marriage" so you have butt sex to still go by her words

The butthole is the loophole when it comes to abstinence

butthole is the loophole by Bootylover6996 April 25, 2017