The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.
Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014
Get the Chinese loopholemug. When children use the need to go to the bathroom and make a deuce as an irrefutable excuse to get out of bed at night.
"We were all set for an 8pm bedtime, but both kids used the poophole loophole, so it was more like 9:30."
by DingDongP September 8, 2011
Get the poophole loopholemug. by ChipAHoe September 20, 2016
Get the poophole loopholemug. A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”
Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?
Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?
Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole
by PoopStinkFartFunny February 19, 2021
Get the chicken butt loopholemug. As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
Get the Syrian Loophole Theorymug. someone who hides their racism behind vague, ambiguous terms because they think it gives them deniability if they get called out.
Billy Bob: We need to start stringing them thugs up like they did in the old days.
Mike: That comment was totally racist.
Billy Bob: Hey! I never mentioned race. If you heard the word "thug" and assumed I meant black people, then maybe YOU'RE the racist.
Mike: Oh, so you're just a chickenshit loophole racist.
Mike: That comment was totally racist.
Billy Bob: Hey! I never mentioned race. If you heard the word "thug" and assumed I meant black people, then maybe YOU'RE the racist.
Mike: Oh, so you're just a chickenshit loophole racist.
by longpiggy August 18, 2017
Get the loophole racistmug. As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
Get the Syrian Loophole Theorymug.