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longer than the Confederacy

lame ass way to say longer than four years as if that’s an achievement
My chair’s lived longer than the Confederacy!
by Gruffirale December 17, 2025
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The phrase “The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo” was first used in late 2025 to express the fact that the line to the bathroom was in fact very long. It is a well known fact that lines to anime expos are extremely long so it’s quite humorous to imagine a bathroom line being longer than one to an anime expo.
Person 1: How was the line to the bathroom?
Person 2: The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo.
Person 1: HAHAHAHAHA THAT’S SO FUNNY!
by Dylandylandylan30 January 8, 2026
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Longers

An unduly protracted endeavour, demanding an inordinate expenditure of time and effort, often evoking a sense of tedium disproportionate to its utility or reward
A ball gets hit into a bush during a game of cricket and you have to retrieve it - “That’s Longers”
by Rightyj February 28, 2025
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