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bro-loading

not disimilar to carbo-loading; instead of pasta you feed your bro (or brah) a heap of positive affirmations just before a big race/interview/event. excessive bro-loading can lead to a bromance and, if left unchecked, the word can take on a whole new meaning...
bro 1: bro, i'm going out with that way hot chick tonight!

bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...

bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?
by @nimbly_jimbly July 13, 2016
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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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Loading Zone

Loading Zone is the time period in which streaming entertainment is paused while buffering or loading video.
I'm parked in a loading zone waiting for the damn program to continue playing.
by Urbanverban July 11, 2021
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nico-loading

The act of chain smoking or frantic hitting of a vape prior to a long flight or other trip during which tobacco products or other sources of nicotine will not be available. Equatable to carbo-loading before an athletic event.
Friend 1: “Shit! I have a 3 hour layover; I won’t be able to smoke until I get to Philly!”

Friend 2: “Better start nico-loading, bro.”
by AlexPlus.if June 11, 2023
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Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.
Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.
by AMc799 December 18, 2011
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Loading

This person usually thinks they are better than everyone on instagram. Usually they think having the most followers of anyone they know is the purpose in life.
Hey Becky, since when did Angela put "loading.." in her instagram bio?

Well Becky she just got her heart broken so must have the mindset that she needs more followers.
by Aaron638 July 25, 2017
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loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.
"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."
by Bobble April 4, 2006
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