LJ

the definition of LJ is someone who will take your bitch with ease. LJ’s are superior to the world and no one tells them what they can and can’t do. They get money and only fuck on tens

“damn that nigga like LJ”

LJ by the cianxus is September 21, 2022

LJ

A coo nonchalant nigga that jus wants to live his own life

Look at the boy LJ

LJ by Zayisfat May 3, 2023

LJ

Lj is the coolest fucking wizard you'll ever meet. they were literally born from a magic stones somewhere cool as shit.

they'd probably cast a spell on you and turn you into a cat if you pissed them off slightly.

holy fucking shit LJ is literally conjuring up the fattest blunt ive ever seen

LJ by miniravioli November 22, 2023

LJ

a massive b*tch who’s conniving and manipulative. she will gaslight and manipulate you and pretend she’s an angel.

wow i just broke up with lj
thank god she was such a bad person

LJ by anonymous March 10, 2025

lj

lj is so fucking tuff he’s so fucking sexy and he got a big dick, also he’s tall as fuck and also pretty chill

you’re so lj

lj by thedorkwithswag June 12, 2025

LJ's Office 

A phrase that is commonly used in a blue collar office setting that refers to the restroom. More specifically one of the stalls, i.e. not a urinal.

Me: Hey man, what's up with that look on your face?
Miller: Dude, I feel a huge, nasty shit coming on. Get out of my way, I think I am going to pay a visit to LJ's Office.
Me: Looks like you might be in there for a while?
Miller: Yeah, I'm taking the newspaper and some chips.

LJ's Office by The Amazing White Casper February 5, 2012

LJ Groupie 

One or more "friends" of a livejournal user who will rabidly and inflammatorily defend said "friend" without having the slightest clue of what is going on, or hearing the other persons side of the story.

Self explanatory. If you've had a girlfriend who was an avid LJ user, you know what an LJ groupie is.

LJ Groupie by Ryan O April 14, 2005