little dick davis

A blond with a really small dick. Usually has a 2in schloong. also cant wipe his own ass

little dick davis cant wipe. has a 2 in schloong

by Little dick davis January 19, 2017

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

little dick syndrome

when you hate different races and minorities cuz they ain’t tryna fuck wit yo lil’ dick

damn that fuckboy Michael sure got some little dick syndrome

by lawquizox September 29, 2020

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Little Big Dick

When someone is being a jack ass and is overly cocky in themself.

Jake: I’m just too fucking good at hockey, y’all could never compare
John: Fuck off little big dick,

by dumb skanks October 18, 2020

Easton's little dick

Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger

Easton's little dick is his pinkie

by Easton's slow October 10, 2016

Little Dick Danny

Slang for a guy that has a small micropenis that’s generally uncut.

His dick literally inverted inside of his body when it was soft. He’s a little dick Danny.

by Laughingoutloud23 September 27, 2018