cover letter

A legitimate reason for ending your life.

Writing cover letters is fucked.

by vivavoka October 8, 2009

lester crest

a master mind genius who is a loner that does a lot of heist and has no social life

lester crest: u wanna do a heist

by incognito user May 30, 2020

The Scarlet Letter

A horrific torture device devised by Nathaniel Hawthorne in 1850. Since then, English teachers across America have been using it to mentally maim their students, as this book can cause brain anuerisms and seizures within five minutes of reading. The only *human being* that has ever finished the book without damaging himself is Chuck Norris.

In Guantanamo Bay, the interrogators utilize the Scarlet Letter as a highly effective extraction tool.

by Doctor Gem December 17, 2008

Hannibal Lecter

A fictional serial killer; most recently adapted for a television series under the same name.

"God, that psychiatrist is gay!"

"Are you talking about Hannibal Lecter?"

by return_ofsaturn November 26, 2021

Lefterbate

The act of rubbing one out utilizing primarily the left hand technique. This is, of course if one is NOT left handed.

"Damn I sprained my right hand and iCarly is on....looks like its time to lefterbate."

by Uncle Patrick Diddles October 24, 2011

Lezerbian

Noun

1. An admirer of lesbians.

2. One who enjoys gazing at lesbians from afar.

3. Someone who loves lesbians so much that they consume there lives, while not actually being a lesbian themselves.

"Dude you are a total Lezerbian!"

"Man, I can't believe my mom is a Lezerbian."

"So yesterday I participated in some Lezerbian activities at the beach."

by Jtmesser86 November 18, 2011

Wefty Lestern

A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.

Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.

by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011