A: Sorry I'm late, I was doing some French lessons with Katie in the parking lot.
B: Oh cool, what words did you learn?
A: Words?
B: Oh cool, what words did you learn?
A: Words?
by drjuiceboy April 1, 2022
Send nudes not hate
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary position. You are both on an upper floor of a tall building and you're doing her on a table or desk or something against a window. After you come, you push her out the window.
So at work today, me and Jacky were having sex in the break room. She kept whining about my dick being too big so I gave her flying lessons.
by anthesiac September 15, 2008
1. Not very responsive.
2. Ends before you thought it would.
3. Lets you do whatever you want.
4. Docile (maybe drugged).
5. Still don't know how to do it properly once it's over.
6. Generally awkward and unsure of yourself the whole time.
2. Ends before you thought it would.
3. Lets you do whatever you want.
4. Docile (maybe drugged).
5. Still don't know how to do it properly once it's over.
6. Generally awkward and unsure of yourself the whole time.
by 1C0wb0y1989 August 25, 2008
A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.
by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021
An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".
Me: Oh, look. Flowers.
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
by TribbleSpayClinic June 25, 2009
one of the famous and fascinating paintings by rembrandt; displaying the social, intellectual and spiritual atmosphere of the 17th century's europe. It’s a painting of a doctor named nicolas tulp who is a wellknown and influential anatomist in amsterdam; demonstrating an autopsy lesson to several students.
"the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp" impresses by the dramatic concentration of the figures on Tulp's demonstration of the dissection of a forearm.
by berryinaspin_ December 20, 2005