Landon Paul Jones

A Mexican with really small ears.

"Hey Mom, who is that Mexican with the 2-inch ears." "Little Timmy, that's Landon Paul Jones"

by Young Fetus August 23, 2020

Blue For Landon

This is for the youtube star Landon Clifford who passed away on August 19th 2020. He was of the channel Cam and Fam

Hey did you order something blue for Landon?

by LIZZII013003 September 5, 2020

Landon

Landon means long Hill

Person 1: hey long hill
Landon: my name isn't long hill

by MeFingerless August 14, 2021

Landon

The best guy you could ever meet. He always knows just what to say to absolutely melt your heart. Usually quite handsome and an excellent musician. He's the funniest guy you know, and always has a warm smile. Landon is very smart, practical, cool, athletic, sweet, and DEFINITELY a gentleman. He won't throw your heart away, and would never expect anything in return. Landon: the perfect man.

Wow, I've got to find me a Landon!

by pseudonym1245 December 13, 2010

Landon

although landon's are very sensitive, they are always packing like 8 inches.

he has a HUGE cock but hes so sensitive
yup he's a landon

by imurdaddy2 March 10, 2021

Jack Layton

Just another political prick who says he cares but really, he just gets his drones to mock other politicians in competition with him.... yup, he's an ass.

"Look at that douche kissing babies...what a Jack Layton."

by lover of freedom June 18, 2009

Landon

A sweet guy who is charismatic, romantic and fiercely protective over what he cares for. Even though he doesn't open up to people that often, he isn't rude or abrasive in his mannerisms. A Landon has the cutest smile, a awesome taste in music, a 'douchebag' car, and blue-green-gray eyes. Any girl would be lucky to have a Landon of their own. Landons found have often been measured to be over 6' tall.

Person 1: I've finally caught a Landon of my own!
Person 2: Congrats... I wish I could find one too...

by kakkmaddafakkah April 23, 2013