A 'Konk' is someone who flexes clothes, sneakers etc but their appearance still looks terrible.
Also a konk will normaly be a very aggressive person, insulting people and getting in fights.
Normally spoiled.
Person 1: Just copped this new Supreme Hoodie
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you konk.
by KYZAKII December 22, 2017
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The act of forcing jelly beans through the male urethra while buring the pubic hairs with a match (a form of male torture)
“Im going to give that man over there a right old konking
by Konkasaurus rex May 8, 2023
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Kink and konk is a term similar to that of doing bits. Used as another way of talking about this action. Can also be used to talk about someone who likes very weird or unusual things. Please for the love of god know which is which.
Omg did you hear he likes a bit of kink and konk
by bighardlad October 14, 2019
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Kink and konk is a term similar to that of doing bits. Used as another way of talking about this action. Can also be used to talk about someone who likes very weird or unusual things. Please for the love of god know which is which.
Omg did you hear he likes a bit of kink and konk
by bighardlad October 14, 2019
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