Kobe Bryant

1.Only black that has a small penis besides Adam Ward
2.The only black person with yellow teeth besides Adam Ward
3.He also got a putter stuck up his ass by Tiger Woods WITH Adam Ward

Adam Ward and Kobe Bryant lick each others balloon knot!

by Adam Ward licks his chode January 16, 2010

Kobe Bryant

Simply the best basketball player ever. Many people think his rival Lebron James is, but fuck them....Kobe would kill Lebron.

"Hey man, who is that player with 4 NBA championships?" "Oh, thats Kobe Bryant."

by PsychoShane April 3, 2010

Kobe Bryant

1. God reincarnated

Jesus was very jealous of his half brother, Kobe Bryant, whom God favored over him.

by Cmoneyman May 23, 2006

Kobe Bryant

Dead

Dude one: you did you hear about Kobe Bryant?
Dude two: yea bro he died this morning:( along with his daughter too :(

by Icrank90'sFN January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant

When a person is hogging the blunt

“Pass the ball Kobe!!” As his stoner friend acted like Kobe Bryant with the blunt, joint, pen, etc

by qusim April 16, 2019

Kobe Bryant

Dead

Guy 1: Hey you know that guy who’s on the news. I’m pretty sure him, his daughter and other people died in a helicopter crash.
Guy 2: Yeah, his name is Kobe Bryant
Guy 1: ... he was my idol when I was 6...

by It’s yo girl Emma Swan January 27, 2020

Kobe Bryant

a basketball GOD.

"if there was a god of basketball it would be michae-"
"KOBE BRYANT"

by yeeeyeeeyeee March 6, 2010