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if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401
me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020
mugGet the if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’mug.

coffin knockin'

When you have sex with an elderly person close to death
I got with your great grandma last night. Talk about coffin knockin'
by anonynym271 June 1, 2022
mugGet the coffin knockin'mug.

Knockin on cotton

When you gotta poop right away. Because your poop is touching your cotton under wear.
Hey man; I gotta go take a shit right now! It's knockin on cotton!!
by Kickrocksmf September 2, 2022
mugGet the Knockin on cottonmug.

knockin' about the gaf

A way of one saying “in the house” or not in the house. So another way of saying. We don’t have any paper in the house
I don’t know happen to have pipe cleaners knockin' about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf
by hmystergeneral September 27, 2020
mugGet the knockin' about the gafmug.

knockin off

Making yourself obvious that your either high or up to no good.
Dude, be cool, your knockin off there's a cop, right over there.
by sagebonehead69 December 17, 2013
mugGet the knockin offmug.

Knockin nuts

To have gay sex
Yo that's who I saw knockin nuts with tyrone last night
by Harry bawl segs May 18, 2021
mugGet the Knockin nutsmug.

knockin beans

Knockin beans, also commonly called beanslap, refers to any number of people in a room alone at night, KNOCKIN DEM BEANS
Kyle: So, last night me and my girl were knockin beans, if yk what I mean.
Karen: Damnit Kyle, I told you to stop sleeping with your sister!
by BeanKNOCKER September 15, 2020
mugGet the knockin beansmug.

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