kmart

noun: Korean
a korean person

"damn theres so many kmarts here"
"well thats because were in korea."

by mofaux March 4, 2009

kmartian

Loyal customer of Kmart, similar to a inept walmartian, but originating from a lesser gene pool.

Random guy: did you see that Kmartians motorized cart? Holy shit, he's going to have a heart attack eating all those Oreos and hotdogs!

by ScotE2hotE February 6, 2015

Kmart

Not great but could be worse

Tim- How was she
Dan- She was k-mart

Tim - Kmart
Dan - not great but she did the job.

by Blue bag June 5, 2017

Kmart

A more ghetto version of Target.

Jimmy ;lets go to Kmart

Me ;no lets go to Target

by Austin.idfwu August 16, 2017

Kmart

Code word that is used to mean shopping for adult fetish or kinky items

Alex always bought his underwear at kmart

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

kmart mansion

A mansion Eminem just put up for sale( for 2 million$) that he rarely ever used anyway.Address is 5760 Winkler Mill Rd In rochester hills, Michigan.

I want the Kmart mansion in Michigan

by Hopstoner September 14, 2017

Kmart

Not the dying US department store, but in New Zealand and Australia, Kmart is one of the best things to ever exist. So many shiny things for your aesthetic, not to mention the $2 gumball jars. Honestly, we don't even deserve Kmart. Their stores are bright, and always full of basic millennials. They look absolutely nothing like their dying US counterparts. You could fill your house with Kmart furniture and your life would be complete. Where else could you get a 2m rainbow charger for less than $10? What about a unicorn phone ring for $1?

"I really wanna go to Kmart"
"I got this Bluetooth speaker from Kmart, it is sooo cute and only cost $10!"
"Your water bottle is so cool, where did you get it?" "KMART!"

by benrad February 9, 2019