Kitten

The cutest fucking thing on the planet

Kitten: mew

Never: Damn that's cute!!!

Kitten by Froody foozboos pizza June 25, 2015

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|-> A Very Safe Psychedelic Dissociative Anaesthetic that's gaining Recreational Popularity on the Streets Everywhere as a new Tool to Escape or Enhance the Ruthless Reality, and also for Exploring the Other Worlds and Universes, without any apparent Side-Effects from Short-Term use, even at Higher Doses, but never exceeding 500mg insufflated by people with Huge Tolerances.

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PS.>- One of the Safest and Funnest drugs known to ManKind!1
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- "Have you seen the new Kitten I Adopted Today, m8?!1"

"ARRr m8y!, Lookz like a Killer Kitten, Killer Kitten indeed it is!... - May I Pet it plz??!1"

> *ME0W!ME0W!ME0W!* !!!1Oneoneone

-"Aye CaptaiN, it Bites something Fierce!1"

kitten by Kaysage Dimitri February 18, 2008

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kitten

A word females enjoy more than 'pussy' when referring to their vagina.

kitten :

Male to Female: "Oooh what a nice shaved kitten"

Female to Male: "I want you to touch my kitten...look how wet it is!"

"You have such a nice, tight kitten."

kitten by Snuggle Bunny062686 December 9, 2008