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Get the Kinsey mug.Similar to being in heat, Kinseyhots Syndrome will have you achin’ to have sex w Kinsey.
The symptoms of Kinseyhots Syndrome can be, but are not limited to:
Humping your phone while on the phone with Kinsey.
Licking your phone when Kinsey sends you a pic. Constant thoughts about you and Kinsey’s bodies intertwined and both of you screaming out in pleasure.
Cumming randomly when you use a word that starts with a K.
Extreme sexual tension when near Kinsey.
A sunny happy outlook on life and uncontrollable smiling and laughing.
A deep urge to text and call Kinsey and moan loudly.
When finding a hair of kinseys in your hair you may have the urge to eat it and wriggle on the ground while yellin out “I want youuuuu.”
Hot flashes.
A rise in temperature.
A rise in random erections.
These feelings are strongest when the sun is setting.
They also may seep into your dreams. You more than likely will have constant wet dreams for weeks at a time.
Kinseyhots syndrome has no vaccine and will more than likely stay with you for the rest of your life.
Good luck!! 🥴
The symptoms of Kinseyhots Syndrome can be, but are not limited to:
Humping your phone while on the phone with Kinsey.
Licking your phone when Kinsey sends you a pic. Constant thoughts about you and Kinsey’s bodies intertwined and both of you screaming out in pleasure.
Cumming randomly when you use a word that starts with a K.
Extreme sexual tension when near Kinsey.
A sunny happy outlook on life and uncontrollable smiling and laughing.
A deep urge to text and call Kinsey and moan loudly.
When finding a hair of kinseys in your hair you may have the urge to eat it and wriggle on the ground while yellin out “I want youuuuu.”
Hot flashes.
A rise in temperature.
A rise in random erections.
These feelings are strongest when the sun is setting.
They also may seep into your dreams. You more than likely will have constant wet dreams for weeks at a time.
Kinseyhots syndrome has no vaccine and will more than likely stay with you for the rest of your life.
Good luck!! 🥴
by Definitely not Art April 1, 2022
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Kinsey is the nicest person even though she is so pretty everyone loves her. But you don't wanna get on her bad side... it's scary. But she can pull and when I mean she can pull I mean it. Like she is pulling 15-year-old guys! But Kinsey doesn't think she's good enough or is always messing something up. But she loves herself a lot and can't see how pretty she is. She wakes up in the morning saying "he'll never want a girl like me" and you are right. because he doesn't need a girl likes you, you don't need any man when you have your hot sexy self!! Literally, everyone loves you and you know everyone does you just don't wanna say it. Bro but Kinsey is sucked a cool person like OH MY GOD!!!!! Also, people be falling to their knees because they want you so much. But sometimes people can be weird and say stuff to make you comfortable. BUT WHO CARES!! YOU SLAY THE DAY AND ARE HOT ALSO YOU DON'T NEED NO MAN YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ANY MAN!!!!! YOU GOT YOU SLAY THE DAY FRIENDS TO HYPE YOU UPPPPP!!! LIKE YAS QUEEN GIVING TOO MUCH SLAY SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE WILL LOVE YOU ONE DAY AND YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE UP AND EVERYONE WILL SAY "your so pretty" "OMG SLAY!!" "Love your shirt" "can we date?" AND MANY MORE!!!!!! JUST LIVE LIFE AND SLAY WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE ANNOYING BULLYS THEY JUST HAVE A BAD LIFE AND WANNA MESS UP YOURS. BUT THEY CAN'T BECAUSE YOU SLAY TOO MUCH! LOVE YOU BYEE <3
person 1: "omg did you see kinsey?" person 2: "umm yea she looks so good today like i wish that was me!"
by kinsey-your mom June 1, 2022
Get the kinsey mug.The Kinsey Scale is an apparatus, somewhat resembling a standard bathroom scale, which quantifies whether its user is light in the loafers. Before deployment, each Kinsey scale is taken to gay saunas and drag queen shows to be carefully calibrated, based on this standard:
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.
I picked up a used Kinsey Scale in a local department store as part of an ongoing promotion, in which clients are encouraged to collect Kinsey points and redeem them for valuable prizes. Apparently Ellen, the lady on the telly, managed to collect all six Kinsey points and redeem them for a toaster oven - so maybe that's the incentive I should try next?
There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.
There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.
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