Killer Poop Sprinkler

Killer poop sprinkler*

*Hippopotamus
Hippos like to fart out smelly explosive fart diarrhea while swinging their tails to increase distance & power.
They are very dangerous and can kill humans & crocodiles though they're vegetarians.
*giving them the title of the killer poop sprinkler of the savannah.*

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When I went to the singapore zoo, the "killer poop sprinkler"hippo farted. It was so smelly!!
(True story)

by DaFatRatWitDaCheese January 3, 2017

Mr T Killer

A fat, chubby cheek chipmunk. It usually hibernates along with it's Xbox 360 in the winter. It stores twinkies in it's hot dog rolls on its neck so it has food to eat through the Winter. When it awakens in the Spring it usually breaks into somone's house and rapes their couch and steals all their twinkies because it loves their exquisite taste. He has a demanding taste for the white cream in twinkies and often gets the male's productive organ, the penis, confused with twinkies and he loves their cream the most. In the Summer a Mr T Killer lays on a blacktop basketball court which makes gallons of sweat pour from its body. He then proceeds to harvest the sweat molecules and drink them. In the Fall it likes to take a shit in piles of leaves, so when the children go to jump in the leaves the Mr T Killer gets a chuckle or two.

"Jimmy someone broke in last night and messed up my brand new leather couch." -Timmy

"Oh yeah mine too Timmy. It's all over the news and the call it a Mr T Killer." -Jimmy

"It sounds like a fat ass!" -Timmy

"I agree Timmy, I agree." -Jimmy

by slayingopher November 4, 2010

Sunday killer

Any person who speaks of school or work on a Sunday, killing the weekend buzz and causing another person to realize tomorrow is Monday.

"Ah! We have school tomorrow!"
-"Wow... Sunday killer, thanks for reminding me."

by solarpowerxx August 25, 2009

killer smile

When someone has a really nice smile. It's a good thing.

"You are very pretty and you have a killer smile."

by TheCoolestDudeEverr May 6, 2016

Jane the killer

Jane the Killer is the girl who dedicated herself to find Jeff the Killer and slaughter him just like how he slaughtered the little kids in their sleep.

Jane the killer hates Jeff the killer so she's gonna murder his ass

by #hestegsweg November 24, 2013

Cowboy Killers

Marlboro filtered regular cigarettes

I don't smoke them lights, I smoke Cowboy Killers.

by Cary November 30, 2004

Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.

"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

by CLEGANEBOWL July 4, 2016