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squeezing the ketchup

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"
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ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.
"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008
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Ketchup Chips

The most delicious potato chips ever produced, currently available mostly in Canada.
Me: So, I got these really good chips in Canada, they're Ketchup flavoured!
Adam: I got those in Connecticut. those are so good! (mouth waters)
by snafu January 19, 2005
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ketchupocalypse

Noun: When you or a friend drown french fries or similar side dish in ketchup.

Verb: The action of dousing a serving of french fries or similar dish with copious amounts of ketchup.
Noun: "I don't want your french fries, they're drowning in the ketchupocalypse."

Verb: "I'd eat your french fries, but it looks like you have ketchupocalypsed all over them."

"Want some of my fries? I'm about to ketchupocalypse all over them..."
by miggsy gangsta March 6, 2014
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Ketchuphobia

ketchup is scary I have ketchuphobia
by Kim and Kanye May 2, 2015
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Ketchupfoot

A name given to someone who disgusts the condiment of Ketchup and would rather it to be stepped on. Typically also added to the definition (maybe official) is "A Giga-chad and a god among men. He is the living woman magnet and any hot chick 30 feet from him will instantly cream. Also goes on the NS group (a group of hunks and gigachads) and is super active in it."
Girl 1 : Have you heard of that hot guy that just came in town!? Oh my god what a hunk!

Girl 2 : I know! I might go as far to say he is a ketchupfoot!
by Based As Fuck August 29, 2021
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try the ketchup

a meme based on the song "when they come for me" by Linkin Park
Shinoda says" try to catch up motherf*cker" which is misheared as "try the ketchup motherf*cker"
This resulted in the creation of billions of memes, some of them featuring Mike Shinoda's sock puppet Boris and all of them featuring heinz bottles
You're welcome guys
"Try the ketchup motherf*cker!!!!"
*insert Boris wirh a heinz bottle*
by lpsoldier July 28, 2019
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