Kerned

One who simply smokes too much weed, their body cannot function, and then they eventually pass out.
"Guys, I think I am Kerned."

"Ian was definitely Kerned last night at the 1402."
by NCT420 April 10, 2013
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Samantha Kerne

Probably the biggest BEAN on this planet. She is usually obsessed with theater and very short.
She is such a bean
I know, she’s samantha kerne
by thehekkinchaz September 08, 2019
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Friant-Kern Canal

A 152-mile aqueduct in the USA state of California, used to convey water from Friant Dam on the San Juaquin River to farms and cities in California's Centrial Valley. It is owned by the US Bureau Of Reclamation, but maintained and operated by the Friant Water Users Authority. The canal starts at Friant Dam, north-east of Fresno, CA, runs along the foothills of the soutern Jan Juaquin Valley, ending at The Kern River in Bakersfield CA. It has a capacity of 5,000 cubic feet per second (C.F.S.) at it's starting point reducing down to 2,000 C.F.S. at it's terminus.
The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.
by koi-boy November 24, 2011
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Kern

Someone that has a butthole or vagina filled with cum
Man Amy, that whore next door, is a real kern.
by Bimjo December 26, 2017
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Astell and Kern

A brand that could litterally make you addicted to their products and you will do anything buy their stuff
Timmy: yo! can you lend me 1000$, Astell and Kern have just released their amplifier
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.
by notanig_maybe April 16, 2023
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Kerning

The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.
Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.

Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!

Joey: Gross!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 08, 2025
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Kern

When garett laughs so hard, he kerns
Garett laughed so hard he kerned
by Gingercracker June 05, 2023
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