Keister Bunny

The hypothetical hare that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. It sounds like someone has a Keister Bunny.

by Benevolent Deity February 25, 2018

keister

My sister

Hey keister hows it going

by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023

Manu-keister

To present something in a place or situation that one could of only concealed by keistering it

“We were in the middle of the desert, we had lost all of our backpacks....nek munit David pulls out a 3 litre bottle of Evian!”
It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂

by Yesnil April 05, 2021

Keister Feaster

Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.

Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.

by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020