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Keister Feaster

Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.
Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.
by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020
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Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.
Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.
by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021
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Keister Logan Richardson IV

Is a rare 4 way hybrid of god ,a gay man ,a simp, and mike trout
Y’all see that keister Logan Richardson IV take Bridget to town.
by Big esko April 29, 2020
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Manu-keister

To present something in a place or situation that one could of only concealed by keistering it
“We were in the middle of the desert, we had lost all of our backpacks....nek munit David pulls out a 3 litre bottle of Evian!”
It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂
by Yesnil April 4, 2021
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Keister Sunday

Keister Sunday is recognized as a annual American holiday on Easter Sunday. This holiday celebrates the practice of hiding as many boiled eggs as possible in ones anus.
I'm super excited about Keister Sunday this year! I've been practicing and look forward to destroying my uncles previous record of 12 eggs!
by Mophew April 14, 2025
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