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Keaton

Keaton is both a guy and a girls name, if a guy has the name he is very unique. He has stunning blue eyes and the sweetest smile. His personality is the definition of perfect so people often fall in love with him. The fact that he doesn’t want to break anyone he hides that person he holds inside and shows a piece of shit that he acts like, only his true friends get to see the real him. He has most likely had a rough past and only tells the people who he trusts. Once he hate you, he HATES you and holds a grudge against you for years then he finally gets over it but by then you wouldn’t be in contact anymore. So if you want him.. become good friends with him and support him no matter what.
1. Hey why do you like Keaton?

2. His personality is perfect.

1. What are you talking about, he’s a motherfucker!

2. On the inside, no he’s not.

1. Then why does he never show it?

2. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone.

1. But you fell for him.

2. That’s because he was my best friend.
by The_Failure October 20, 2019
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Keathohn

Keathohn is someone who will always be there for you no matter what. Someone who is very loving, kind and selfless. They're always putting others first before their own needs. They're someone who you can talk to about anything and they'll always try their best to comfort you.

On top of that They're funny! Always making you laugh and making you feel feel much joy and happiness. Keathohn is an amazing friend, A very amazing friend!
Who is that!
Oh that's Keathohn! My good friend :)
by Balyiio September 23, 2021
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Keatton

A Keatton has L Rizz to the fullest degree and a very sad man all around, a real bummer to be around
Joe: Keatton has L Rizz
Sadie: this is facts
by Jimmy Winter February 8, 2023
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Keaton

Keaton is spider man even if you deny it, he loves big black man balls and sucks them on the daily. Who knew spider man had that dawg in him? Keaton is a fat nerd and loves his little white dog. He’s extremely outrageously hot and sexy, on baby✊🏿
Her: Omg is that spider man?
Him: No thats just Keaton
by Batman ❤️ June 11, 2023
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Pulling a Keaton

when your having sexy time with a girl and you ask her to eat your ass but you forgot about that Dairy gold you drank so youve got the wicked shits and you give her a little rocky road of your own if you know what I mean.
Bro Abigail finally came over and I blew my chances I be pulling a Keaton!! But that dairy gold was nice.
by Fatcoochslayer69 December 2, 2021
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A Buster Keaton

To make use of a gentleman's website with the sound the sound turned off as not to alert other house members or hotel guests.

A silent movie
The hotel room walls are paper thin....Better make it a Buster Keaton
by Bibbini July 11, 2023
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keaton (girl)

Keaton (girl) is the most kind,loving and fun person out there. She is outgoing, funny and gorgeous! She has beautiful eyes and is very creative . If you hurt someone that is close to her, You are screwed. Keaton (girl) is very unique and intelligent ! She also has so many friends! Everyone wishes they could be like her.
Tia: "omg did you see Keaton (girl) last night? She looked amazing!"
Tammy:" I know! She's so pretty and funny!"

Teacher: " Keaton (girl) is so intelligent she got another A+ on her test!"
Greg:" she didn't even study! How is she so smart?"
by Stormyweatherrrr___.. April 14, 2019
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