Tom Kearney

An individual who perpetually shun's any real attempt at socialising in favour of constantly driving.

Individual Reaching Out 1: Hey man! Come have a beer and join the party!
Tom Kearney: (Mumbles something coherently then scurries for his car in a ratlike fashion)
Individual Reaching Out 2: Don't bother dude, that guy's a real Tom Kearney.

Person 1: You coming to get rudy-boozed tonight?
Person 2: Nah, im driving then probably gonna go home early to pick my girlfriend and her mates up for no money somewhere 80 miles away.
Person 1: Dude , your such a Tom Kearney.

by tomsmate November 6, 2011

Karnezar

One who is defined by seemingly appearing out of nowhere, being a devil's advocate between two or more arguers, most likely trolling to either end the argument or prove both persons wrong.

Steve and Rob were arguing over which one would ask Sarah out to prom, and here comes Karnezar pointing out neither of them would get a positive response anyway. Damn him..

by Karnezar May 22, 2011

Kearney butt man

a Kearney butt man is a person that sticks their finger through the toilet paper so when they wipe their ass they finger their butthole, he is also somebody that is fucking stupid, terrible at gaming and his room constantly smells of cock.

he beats his cats meat for being on his "blankey". he reeks of retardation

me: "your fucking retarded nigga you're such an Kearney butt man"

victim: "no I just suck cock and I'm not gay even though I'm a guy"

by Thick booiiii March 4, 2020

Karnetta

Stunning firehouse Indian name for goddess. Milk chocolate skin. Uniquely made. One of a kind

She's a breath taking beauty similar to a karnetta.

by lil blaque December 20, 2016

kaney

alistair kane. australian scrabble champion.

shazza: 'hey man, kaney only walks clockwise'
dazza: 'you serious? thats wierd'
shazza: 'yeh, but thats ok, he's scrabble champion'
dazza: 'right on'

by the dirty sanchez April 12, 2005

karrey

Brightest girl ever, big booty and usually brown/black hair. Shes so social as hell and loves a good time. She has a nice body and can kill you with one single look. She's so most gorgeous girl ever and probably a pimp in secret. She loves getting called nicknames and starting up trouble. And she has one best friend that'll never leave her side, she's the definition of perfect.

Damn, did you see the Karrey over there?
Yeah, and shes all mine!
Lucky!!!!!

by Cookie_Dough12 January 18, 2017

Kerney Weezey

Old Scottish term meaning "good luck when you eat popcorn and get two full uncooked kernels in your mouth.

A. Ouch! There were two kernels in that bite!

B. Och, that's a kerney weezey!

by king_seamus February 7, 2018