spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009

Karmmunity

A selfless act performed, which increases one's Karma, that helps crate/build a Community.

Whoa I gave that chick my jacket last Halloween in SB and now she just showed up in Park City, Utah to hook us up with a ride.

Is this some Karmmunity or what?!?

by R 2.0 December 16, 2009

karma touchdown

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

by uncle bill July 11, 2011

Karmen

Karmen is a girl who is fierce, mean, kind to the right people, beautiful, very pretty and she doesn't give 2 shits on how she looks or what people think of her. She may only have a few friends because of things that may have happened in her past, it may take some time for her to trust you but won't regret it! She is a very sarcastic person and loves people who you least expect.... Get yourself a good ol' karmen!!!

Some randomer: what's up with your hair today?
Karmen: dk, dc, thanks tra!😚

by U dunno me January 19, 2019

Karmyn

Karmyn is a very beautiful and an intelligent, smart, amazing, beautiful girl. She knows how to sweep men right off their feet. she’s out going and knows how to make first impressions. She’s the most loyal person you could ever meet. She can make you smile even in the times when you don’t want to smile. She will make you feel wanted and needed, she knows how to make jokes and she has the prettiest laugh, she has the prettiest brown eyes and the most beautiful smile, she’s everything you would want in a girl. She’s that girl by every boy wants to be with and she’s that girl that every girl wants to be. She can be a little shy sometimes but is a very open person once you get to know her.

Karmyn is a nice person.

by Jshuahjsbhss April 25, 2019

Karmyn

Greatest and loyal friend u will ever,ever have

You:I need help can u come?
Karmyn:yes sure no problem I'm on my way
You:great

Karmyn:no problem

You:your the greatest friend I'll ever have
Karmyn:your just saying that to make me happy aren't u?
You:no I mean it completely
Karmyn:😊😊😊😊😊☺

by Fun time is me December 17, 2016

Karmun

hot

She's karmun!, damn that girl is karmun!

by backstreetboy555 July 8, 2012