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nib jousting

the exciting and pleasurable art of two men jousting with their erect penis's. the loser of this raging battle is then obliged to bend over while the winner runs from distance and jousts up the losers anus.
the naughty knights loved nib jousting before bed with warm breast milk and cookies.
by Capitani Pedro August 10, 2006
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Office Jousting

1) A contest used to settle affairs of work place matters and/or to relief boredom.

Office chairs are used as horses while broomsticks are used as lances.
Office Jousting - Settling office disputes medieval ways
by Asian Sensation 123 September 14, 2011
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Joshing

Joking; just kidding: Comes from the name Joshua the jokester.
Joshua the jokester got tired of people always saying, "just kidding" a phrase that was being referred towards him, since Joshua was a jokester; therefore he decided to use joshing instead of joking, or just kidding.
by Creamtwinkies October 9, 2012
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Joshing You

To have a joke and a coke with. Practical laughter.
I swear I'm joshing you John!

I'm not Joshing you when I tell you, you are the only one for me and my life sucks without you!

I was Joshing about the Beavers thing really.

Did you hear those comics were joshing her/ him like that? At least she's good at taking a joke and not really going postal.

Nickleback Sucks! I'm just Joshing you man. I like that song I'd come for you. The first entry in the song gets me every time and I think about that one time with the red lights and shining down going for hrs.
by K4J4TY4th3l@ugh January 23, 2010
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Nibb-Jousting

The ancient sport of gay Knights, whilst wearing only their cast iron helmets, the "Knights of the Brown Circle" would canter towards each other, "Nibb's" (Penis) out and joust against another using thier Nibbs instead of Lances. The losing jouster would salute his victor by parading his arse cheeks ready for invasion.

In more recent times this game has been played by "Gay Knight" wannabees, usually to the music of "Black Beauty"
.....in the 1984 GG's (Gay Games) the "Nibb-Jousting" final was played out between Tarquin Cockman and Marco Lockoss.....after numerous "canters" and frequent "penis passes" the competetion was decided with a game of "Space Docking" (see urban dictionary for "Space Docking")
by Dusty_UK July 2, 2004
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Joshing

just jokin about with someone.
im joshing big guy
im joshing..

just joshing mate.
by linzidoranisabam February 2, 2009
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Jousting

Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.
Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
by Doug Waldman December 2, 2013
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