The Israeli art of self defense, created for special forces, and used by swat teams and petite woman the world over. also known as Krav-Maga. beats the shit out of BJJ, once you go out of the dojo.
by biggest fw800 May 28, 2010
Get the Jew-jitsu mug.The art of bashing the 'gin' by best means possible. Bashing the gin has many meanings, but we say, in all things gin!!!
"Hey man, i've been to Gin Jitsu classes for 3 months, i've developed a healthy beer gut and i'm now skillful in "the 4 by 2 with nails" the "star dropper yielding 1 & 2" and i've learnt how to disarm three gins with broken flagons.
"No shit trev, where do i sign up?"
"No shit trev, where do i sign up?"
by Mark Cavanough October 26, 2007
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by crzyog999 July 31, 2008
Get the nig-jitsu mug.the acronym for “junior international thespian society”
-often parodied as jils, “junior international lesbian society”
-often parodied as jils, “junior international lesbian society”
MARY. kara, do we have a jits meeting at 8 tomorrow?
KARA. no, all of the theatre meetings are on fridays!
or
KARA. me and mary got inducted into jits!
JOHN. jits?
KARA. junior international thespian society.
JOHN. oh! you mean junior international lesbian society. hah!
KARA. no, all of the theatre meetings are on fridays!
or
KARA. me and mary got inducted into jits!
JOHN. jits?
KARA. junior international thespian society.
JOHN. oh! you mean junior international lesbian society. hah!
by orchjit October 4, 2018
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Get the gingivitis-jitsu mug.A Card Game based on JuJitsu for Club Penguin virtually and physically! Card Jitsu was opened in Club Penguin during Dig Out The Dojo! The Sensei is the master of the elements of Card Jitsu.
Tutorial
Players had an opponent, they would be taken to the arena, and would bow to each other. Both players had 20 seconds to choose a card. If they failed to choose a card, one would automatically be selected when the timer reached zero. Once both players have chosen a card, they were revealed. The winner kept the card to help make a set.
Remember that:
Fire beats Snow
Snow beats Water
Water beats Fire
IT IS ALSO A TRADING CARD GAME
Tutorial
Players had an opponent, they would be taken to the arena, and would bow to each other. Both players had 20 seconds to choose a card. If they failed to choose a card, one would automatically be selected when the timer reached zero. Once both players have chosen a card, they were revealed. The winner kept the card to help make a set.
Remember that:
Fire beats Snow
Snow beats Water
Water beats Fire
IT IS ALSO A TRADING CARD GAME
Footprint151: Hey Guys! Want to play some Card Jitsu?
KungfuLily: Sure I will win though!
Footprint151: Bet You!
KungfuLily: Sure I will win though!
Footprint151: Bet You!
by Wheatyboiii August 27, 2019
Get the Card Jitsu mug.Ah...... Jiu-Jitsu is one of the BEST Martial Arts you can do. If you disagree with me, go take a bath with a toaster. Jiu-Jitsu can be for everyone! Only if you are not lazy af. There are many Jiu-Jitsu gyms around the world! United States, Brazil, Mexico, France, and many more gyms! You can defend yourself if anyone tries to threaten you. If you see the Giphy, you would see Jimmy Fallon getting choked! Haha.....Jokes.
Guy 1: "hey, wanna go see if there is any Jiu-Jitsu gyms around here?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I would rather watch some TV with some popcorn and---"
Guy 1:" Alright then, guess who will be getting some girls after training!"
Guy 2:"Bruce Lee"
Guy 1: "You dumb af"
Guy 2: "Nah, I would rather watch some TV with some popcorn and---"
Guy 1:" Alright then, guess who will be getting some girls after training!"
Guy 2:"Bruce Lee"
Guy 1: "You dumb af"
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