Shadow clone jitsu

It’s a power commonly used by the chakra user Naruto, and it lets him split into many different versions of himself. If the host is severely damaged then the clones disperse and break.

I wish I had Naruto’s shadow clone jitsu so my clones could do my homework.

by Professor Ramacrishnan November 23, 2020

Pom-Pom Jitsu

An attack in which one beats the chest of another male in the way of fearsome primates such as donkey kong. The fearsome jitsu was the predecessor to the labak .

I wish I could Pom-Pom jitsu those man boobs.

by therealkaddi June 3, 2018

bathhouse jiu-jitsu

1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.

2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.

"Don't go into that steamroom. There's some serious bathhouse jiu-jitsu going on."

by D. Gould July 5, 2006

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

but fucking a man wile trying to restrain him

this man got Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

by anonymous February 27, 2023

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

another dumb sport for pussies who wanna look tough in front of others.

Man 1 "Hey man, i know Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu."
Man 2 "Hey man, i know how to beat ass the southern way, now f*ck off!"

by the american legend February 27, 2011

Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy

the art of nose biting martial arts.

Pow! Ohh dang he really bite that Mille person. RIGHT IN THE NOSE!! He's a master of Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy!

by Joseph Harris February 23, 2008

Scandinavian Jiu Jitsu

The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!

Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!

by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023