jaloon

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.

Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

by niceshirt May 13, 2015

Jamlops

A word that is used in casual conversation to describe any person, place, or especially a thing.

A catch all term used to mean any person,place or thing.

I was going back home yesterday when that kid with the jamlops came up to me and said: "I am following you".

by KingDale January 22, 2009

Jalloponi

A desert dewelling lobster

Steve rode the jalloponi accrossed the desert outrunning persecution of the native American tribe he just stole from. Ride jalloponi, ride.

by Proseidon182 November 19, 2018

Jabloink

Filler word. Means whatever you fucking want.

Gomeyy jabloinked Santa Clause because he was naughty.

JPBloink

by jabloink October 18, 2019

Jaloia

Jaloia is a very hawt female, she be getting all the niggas to eat that kitty kat. Little do you know she got big titties , bigger than my grandma. She is the real kitty kat killer from the west . She has a nigga tho. So pls . She got a fat ass. She is very nice and kind and quiet but behind all that she would give you too at the red light. Now tell her to bust it open for a real one goodnight .

Omg that’s Jaloia , the girl who gave the best head on the block ,,, EWOKKKK.

by cartisexslave. February 24, 2021

jaloia

Jaloia is a fine ass bitch with big tatas... she is very nice and kind but can make you laugh with her own laugh. 😏

OOO THATS JALOIA THAT GAVE ME HEAD LAST WEEK 🕴🏼

by bittatas February 24, 2021

Eliass Jalloub

A beautiful baby. On the outside hes like a fierce scary lion but once he gets comfortable with you and trusts you (wont happen), he becomes a big baby (only to his wife hasina). Hes the most sweetest caring and hottest man to ever roam the earth. Every step he takes he leaves a light beautiful aroma behind him. If you ever find anyone like him (you wont), hold onto him with ur jaw and teeth and never let go because he is the most caring man in the world. He knows how to love, care, protect, and HMP HASINA LOVES HIM SO MUCH HMP HES A BABY AND NO ONE NO ONE WILL TOUCH HIM NO ONE WILL EVER HURT HIM BC HIS WIFE WONT LET ANYONE ANYONE OR ANYTHING DAMAGE HIS PURE SOUL!!!!! I LOVE BABY LIAS

Eliass Jalloub? Oh thats Hasinas little baby

by Eliasswifehummahumma December 5, 2021