Jalen

goes oh nu nu nu nu at school
has a broken hairline
does not comprehend the word "smart"

Stop being a Jalen, retard!

by bradan'spimplesloveyou April 4, 2017

Jalen

A faggot ass peice of shit that loves sucking dick and wants to kill himself

Hobbies:
Dicc Succ
Fucking animals
Fucking men
Fucking Plants
Being a Necrophile
Being a Pedophile
Synonyms
Faggot, Cunt, Twat, Homosexual, Gay

Man, that kid Jalen sucked Cody's dick last night for a nickle!

by Xx_Pu$$ySlay1r_xX September 27, 2017

jalen

a guy with a girls name

shut up jalen you have a girls name

by jalens gay May 13, 2019

jalen

jalen is a tall darkskin football player with braces, he probably is a hornball and a geek but will treat u rlly good

jalen is so fine bro

jalen can rlly eat this ass

by fatassbootycreampie September 9, 2021

Jalen

Jalen is a very mean person who hates most the guys around him

You know that kid jalen? Hes a bitch

by ghtuguhtrug5 September 9, 2018

Jalen

A lightskin wannabe with a shrimp, has a hot breath, is musty asf, and has ashy knees and fingers

Oh there goes Jalen, you can see the fog when he walks by.

by Rpemafscffc March 3, 2019

jalen rosed

While playing basketball—taking a jump shot and having the defender slide their foot under the shooter, in hopes that the shooter will land on the defender's foot and injure the shooter's ankle or foot.

Also can be referred to as, "Bruce Bowened"

He Jalen Rosed me.

I got Jalen Rosed playing ball the other day.

by dmo2222 February 26, 2014