Ivan

The most talented guitar person in the world. He’s funny, kind, adorable, and he’s got the best hair ever. I still have yet to meet someone who’s as easy to talk to as he is.

I can’t take my eyes off of Ivan.

by picklesarecute May 4, 2021

Ivan

Someone who calls everyone he doesn't like a parasite

Ivan hates capitalism because capitalists are all parasites

by Andrew-501 June 29, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is, without any doubt, the biggest baby in the world. He’s the epitome of cuteness and love and he’s the most handsome boy anyone will ever lay their eyes on. This only goes out to IVAN. The REAL IVAN. We all know who the real Ivan is here.

“Wow, you’re such an Ivan sometimes.” *scoffs on the surface, but heart melts internally*

“Go do Ivan things.” (never change)

by Bawchicken February 3, 2021

Ivan

if you look up what Ivan means, it will say “gift of God,” or something adjacent. However, it has a much more powerful meaning. He’s the most beautiful thing on the planet, he treats his loved ones like porcelain dolls, always protecting them. he lights up the night sky, and shines in daylight. he’s so lovely to admire, so handsome you’d think he was painted on canvas with the finest brushes. ivan defines perfection.

i hope to love Ivan for an eternity <3.

by susa_gvardina March 7, 2021

Ivan

Ivan is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He is always there for you and has the most cutest smile. His dimples are adorable and him just being himself is so cute. Although Ivan doesn’t think the best of himself all of his friends think the opposite. He deserves the world for having such a kind heart. <3

ivan : ilysm you deserve the world and shouldn’t be treated like that .

by jimmy&timmy November 22, 2021

Ivan

Ivan is the Boss of the Universe. Anyone that is not an Ivan, secretly wishes that they were. His masculinity has left horses weeping with jealousy. Some say the character from 50 Shades was based on an Ivan, but any Ivan would agree, hes not nearly as timid as Grey. If you are lucky enough to have an Ivan in your life, you are probably already under his spell, knowingly, that is exactly where you want to be. There is only one synonym for Ivan, and that is Daddy

"Ivan me now, Ivan me good."

by Ivan the Humble November 29, 2016

Ivan

Someone who smashes every girl they see and probably has the biggest chilito in the world ivan is know for how big his heart and dick is

Aye you have an ivan?

by Gremlinlover67 January 12, 2018