A morally unjustifiable, disproportionally aggressive, often-violent response to any action or statement erroneously perceived as threatening.
Bro #1:" My mom grounded me for 6 months because of that B I got on my wood-shop project."
Bro #2: "Dude, such an Israeli Response."
Or
John: "Yo, I threw a rock at Jacob and he shot me in the balls."
Muhammad: "Classic Israeli Response."
Bro #2: "Dude, such an Israeli Response."
Or
John: "Yo, I threw a rock at Jacob and he shot me in the balls."
Muhammad: "Classic Israeli Response."
by gussielittlebear July 24, 2014
A relatively small group of elite soldiers, funded almost entirely by the US taxpayer, upheld for the sole purpose of maintaining a Western presence in the Middle-East.
by mcfly17 December 26, 2011
the israeli policies create peace in the middle east and kill the terrorist population
-PhD professor Harry Barker
Harvard Sociol department of terrorist
-PhD professor Harry Barker
Harvard Sociol department of terrorist
by Frontline Debater January 23, 2006
The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"
News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.
Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.
Ted : That's just sick.
Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.
Ted : That's just sick.
by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010
The Israeli form of racial segregation and legalized inequality. Reminiscent of South African apartheid and considered a crime against humanity.
A: Hanin, why do you have to wait three hours every day to go to the university that's a mile away from home?
B: (lol, gestures vaguely at the apartheid wall, the apartheid checkpoint, and the Israeli soldiers holding her Palestinian ID card) Ever heard of Israeli apartheid...?
B: (lol, gestures vaguely at the apartheid wall, the apartheid checkpoint, and the Israeli soldiers holding her Palestinian ID card) Ever heard of Israeli apartheid...?
by Adi Callai November 11, 2019
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell "FREE PALESTINE!". This gives you the feeling of riding a wild israeli bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. (You need a true israeli girl for this stunt.
The best israeli bronco is obtained with a higher officer (girl) within the the military - then it is even better! Try a girl from Mossad to get a really wild ride...
by Isak Dinesen January 30, 2009
by Cons_man April 23, 2011