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hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.
Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men
by Boyce toucher 1000 November 30, 2006
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Insertion Of Ween

The act of inserting one's ween (penis) into something.
"Was that an Insertion Of Ween?"
by weenqueen April 4, 2010
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fuck insertion

Inserting any form of the word fuck into another word, to add emphasis.
Insert just before the accented sylable in the original word.
I got fired today! Unfuckingbelievable!
Q: You wanna fuck? A: Absofuckinglutely!
Both are examples of the "fuck insertion".
by Drewsski October 8, 2008
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tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
by plain goldfish January 20, 2011
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florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T
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Inhertia

When you sleep with a gal and you really like her, it's the force (inertia) that makes it hard to leave her bed because you enjoyed being "in her."
Why are you so late to work?

I was on a date with this gal last night and I stayed over for the first time. I woke up at 7, but inhertia kept me us bed so I didn't leave until after 9. And yes, it *was* worth it.
by ramdanger May 17, 2013
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Boob inertia

When you are falling (whether that be from jumping, sliding downward, etc.) and your body reaches your final destination before your boobs do.
On the trampoline I experienced extreme boob inertia and it hurt like hell because I wasn't wearing a sports bra!
by pimmypimpim August 29, 2015
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