Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
He is smart, loyal, more knowledgeable.
He helps everyone
Like a leader like a boss
If you see anyone like a boss he is infant
He helps everyone
Like a leader like a boss
If you see anyone like a boss he is infant
by Oxford malli girl March 14, 2024
Infants are stupid as fuck. theirs dumb asses can’t even read let alone fucking speak. They will cost you a shit load of money. fuck abortion kill those mother fuckers yourself nigga,
when they come out. FUCK BABYS AND INFANTS
when they come out. FUCK BABYS AND INFANTS
infants are stupid as shit
by pussyeater6969420saka January 26, 2020
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by bowlofbeans January 14, 2024
When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.
Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.
by Sakura-san January 15, 2009
I'm not the one wailing and crying like a bitch all the Goddamn time I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger was just crying like a bitch a second ago about his flabby old bitch-tit's and he's more of a man than you'll ever be so...
Hym "Do infants watch porn? Does God watch you fuck? Why does Charlie Kirk think infants watch porn? I mean, I also write movies and created AI. How is an incest freak who fucks someone who shares the same parents better than the creator of AI? I don't get that. I mean, if Dave Portenoy's wife thought that being married made Dave Portnoy objectively better than Not Dave Portaltroy then Dave Poodlepie would have a wife. And Dave Pororor is like a pizza man. Like Pannucci's pizza from Futurama. He didn't even do anything profound like create AI or anything. He's still just a pizza guy... And now he's a pizza guy without a wife... And so is Steven Crowder... His wife is both fuckable and single. Fuckable and suckable. I don't know any grown infant boys."
by Hym Iam June 09, 2025