Improvised E-mobility Device

A high-performance, often customized wheelchair or adaptive mobility platform that has been “tricked out” with aftermarket motors, heavy-duty suspension, or specialized attachments for extreme environments.

The Improvised E-mobility Device (IED) is the epitome of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). They’ll blow the minds of blank-brained ableists who just don’t get the concept of bravery, tenacity, and overcoming life’s kicks to the groin.

by TR Arterburn December 19, 2025

The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.

Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."

by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025

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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023