The act of locating a large icicle, and using it as a dildo while having a collection jar to catch the melting water. After the jar is full, you drink the water or use it as lubricant.
by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014
Get the Minnesota Iciclemug. A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.
“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”
“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”
“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”
“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”
“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”
by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 7, 2023
Get the Frosty Red Iciclemug. by Craven W. January 22, 2014
Get the icicle up the assmug. When after climbing a mountain or doing some other absurdly cold activity without gloves, you finger a girl. This is the preferred temperature for fingering women from the Nordic regions of the world, such as Scandinavia and Canada - their internals will overheat without proper care and treatment.
- God damn, it's cold outside , Berta! Come here, it's the perfect temperature!
- Ja, darling, I'm cumming! There is nothing better than Icicle fingers!
- Ja, darling, I'm cumming! There is nothing better than Icicle fingers!
by KnowingNortherner March 6, 2016
Get the Icicle Fingersmug. "Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."
by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020
Get the Icicle Polemug. by Mark the best December 13, 2020
Get the Icicledmug. A sex act which involves pooping inside of a condom then freezing it until it takes the shape of a dildo. After it is done taking form it is ready to use.
by mxthww October 11, 2021
Get the Brown Iciclemug.