I did ur mom sooooooooooooooo hard that she cried in excitement and said “ahh~ yessss~that HiT tHe SpOt~”
Devon: that math test was so hard😩
Chad: well you know what’s harder?
Devon: what?
Chad: well… I did ur mom so hard last night😉
Devon: not again😒
Chad: well you know what’s harder?
Devon: what?
Chad: well… I did ur mom so hard last night😉
Devon: not again😒
by Bi Stan May 1, 2022
A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!
MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."
MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."
MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."
MAN2: "I just did."
MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."
MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."
by Joker X March 2, 2004
The single most epic phrase ever to be spoken by a human being. You can't explain I already did or understand it, you can only just simply use it.
I already did is the answer to anything and everything in life like, "why is the sky blue?", "Why do women hate sex?", and "If you had 37 pies, and half of them taste good, how many do you have sex with?"
I already did is the answer to anything and everything in life like, "why is the sky blue?", "Why do women hate sex?", and "If you had 37 pies, and half of them taste good, how many do you have sex with?"
Mom - Your mac and cheese is done
Sal - I ALREADY DID!
Shelby and Jody - SAL!!! YOU FAIL!
Sal - Creepy ass gingers...I! ALREADY! DID!
Mr. Elliot - Okay sal since your talking and know all of this, how do you find out how many moles of Carbon are in a Sodium Nitrate carbon dioxide mix that is 593 grams.
Sal - um...first you get the molar mass of.... uhh... I ALREADY DID!
Sal - TOUCH MAH BODAY!
Daniel - I hate that kid so much! SAM!!
Eric - It's Sal!
Daniel - SAL or what ever the hell your stupid name is...DIE!
Sal- I already did!
Ashely - OKAY SAL! first the mangos were from the tree! Second, the guns were from the airplane that crashed on the island! And the baby is there because the chick was pregnate before they got lost on the island!
Sal - ....well...I already did...
Sal - I ALREADY DID!
Shelby and Jody - SAL!!! YOU FAIL!
Sal - Creepy ass gingers...I! ALREADY! DID!
Mr. Elliot - Okay sal since your talking and know all of this, how do you find out how many moles of Carbon are in a Sodium Nitrate carbon dioxide mix that is 593 grams.
Sal - um...first you get the molar mass of.... uhh... I ALREADY DID!
Sal - TOUCH MAH BODAY!
Daniel - I hate that kid so much! SAM!!
Eric - It's Sal!
Daniel - SAL or what ever the hell your stupid name is...DIE!
Sal- I already did!
Ashely - OKAY SAL! first the mangos were from the tree! Second, the guns were from the airplane that crashed on the island! And the baby is there because the chick was pregnate before they got lost on the island!
Sal - ....well...I already did...
by Sal-mazing May 20, 2008
by etke1039 January 17, 2009
why did i search "why did i search" means a person with no fucking life that searched this up for no fucking reason
Person 1: why did i say this
Person 2: youre fucking stupid
Person 1: why did i say this
Person 2: youre fucking stupid
by GayPersonWithNoLife June 29, 2022
"Dawg..I ain't did nothin!...what I did?!"
Police: why did you run?
Negro: I was scared man! I ain't did nothin!
Police: why did you run?
Negro: I was scared man! I ain't did nothin!
by Sick of em all January 14, 2014