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mexican hot chocolate

This move takes three people.

One of the people will lay under a man and woman having anal sex with their mouth open under the sexual organs. The woman will preferably have diarrhea. As the man gets close to ejaculating, the woman should begin to defecate. It's very important for the man to wait to ejaculate until he feels the warmth of runny feces. At this point, the mixture of cum and feces should dribble into the third parties mouth, creating a delicious treat known simply as Mexican hot chocolate.
She said she wanted a delicious treat, so my girlfriend and I took her back to our place and made her a nice warm Mexican hot chocolate.
by KbMOFO February 12, 2008
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Hamburg Hot Chocolate

Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-

Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.
Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?
by The cat from... October 1, 2010
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Hot chocolate left

Left of a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a person having hot chocolate in the lodge.
Ted: Check out that babe!
Bill: Where!?
Ted: Hot chocolate left of the halfpipe.
Bill: Dude, that's your step-mom!
by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006
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Hot chocolate arguement

An argument that is silly and can't be resolved. Usually about symantics.

The genesis is an argument over whether hot chocolate is still hot chocolate if it's cold.
by Jake November 15, 2004
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Tasty hot chocolate

by cool dogs eat November 21, 2022
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Tasty hot chocolate

by cool dogs eat November 21, 2022
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cold hot chocolate

It doesn't exist it's either Chocolate Milk, Chocolate, or Cold Chocolate. Cold Hot Chocolate is a myth.
Richard: If I put Hot Chocolate in the freezer and it gets cold it becomes Cold Hot Chocolate
Kempner: No, you're retarded.
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