Hoser

A word your cunt roommate uses when she doesn't get her way and wants to sulk like a bitch.

Dude... pretty sure Paula just called us hosers.

by SuckMyFatBlackCock2012 November 4, 2011

Hosers

Large collection of gay guys

We were in a Canadian hotel, and in the hallways a bunch of feminine guys were making a lot of noise. Keep it down you good for nothing hosers.

by Crazy Canadians November 27, 2012

Hoser

A canadian man. Typically named Colin. He has a cottage and loves to wear flannel. Loves to drink corona even though he's canadian. Really likes his boss. So much so he takes them to his cottage.

The guy on my headset is such a hoser.
Nice trade you hoser.

Should have sold the beans overnight I guess you hoser...eh?

by Farmer Diggler February 12, 2010

Hoser

Combination of calling someone a Hoe and a Loser

That girl is such a Hoser i can't believe she thinks she is cool

by pinkpan July 22, 2015

Hoser

aka Jose Russel:A guy thats overal a big time dickhead. Thinks hes a pretty big time badass and an amazing football player...well hes gonna be a junior next year...and wont play a down...a pretty big theif to...steals stuff from people on his own floor non-stop. FAG

that hoser is a real douche bag

by Douche1 April 26, 2005

Hoser Poser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!

by smilygrl December 7, 2009

Louisville Hoser

Blasting a huge load with a bat shoved up your ass.

I came like a firehose when she shoved that bat up my ass. It was a real Louisville Hoser.

by Scott Fourboy May 16, 2019