Honkey

A black person's version of "nigger".

"Get that fucking honkey off my lawn!!!"
or
"Fucking honkeys are raising taxes."

by Ryan likes anal October 7, 2007

Honkey

In segregated times honey refers to a white man going to a black neighborhood to pick up a black woman. He would not get put of the car so he would just honk the horn. So yes that is a very offense a word to any white male.

Hey shaniqua. That honkey outside wait in for your black ass.

by I'm Hated May 7, 2014

Honkey

A non-offending name that people of the black race call people of the white race to offend but it just doesnt.

Black Male: hey yo dawg i called a white dude a honkey before n he just laughed

black male 2: nah. really

black male: yeah fo sho

black male 2: hey theres a white guy, know ill try.....HEY WHITE GUY.

white guy: what?

black male 2: your a HONKEY

white guy: oh you hurt my feelings so..... dude that was weak get a real name

black male 2: damn you right dawg

black male: i know man dis is fucked up

black male 2: fuck those chumps

black male: yeah

by Kid Valor August 21, 2008

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

honkey ass

a person who no ass; flat ass

Man the girl over there has a honkey ass

by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009

honkey muffa

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****

That guy is a honkey muffa

by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016