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Heterosexual

What is your sexuality?”
I am Heterosexual.
by UwOOwU September 27, 2019
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prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.
Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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non-heterosexual

sexual identity encompassing all things not strictly hetero. May include gay, bi, queer, polysexual, dykey, faggy, gay-ish, gay-like, gay on the weekends, gay when drunk, and homosexual. Also may not.
Alot of people think Mary is a lesbian, but she had a boyfriend last year and a girlfriend the year before, last I knew, she was dating a non-gender identified polysexual. She identifies as non-heterosexual.
by Chris Coder July 20, 2005
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heterosexually challenged

Did you see those two dudes holding hands walking down the street. They are definitely heterosexually challenged.
by oopsiboopedmypants June 11, 2006
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heterosexual banana

1- A banana that is straight rather than curved

2- A straight asian guy with a giant dick
Person #1: Guess what? I had a heterosexual banana this morning?

Person #2: Cool! And what did you eat for breakfast?
by Lanzerr September 19, 2009
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hefrosexual

A guy who only had sex with fat chicks.
Jeffrey is a hefrosexual, he always hooks up with chicks that weigh more than him.
by bwizzal March 5, 2013
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herbosexual

Much like homosexuals, herbosexuals love each other very much, but instead of being bound together by each other's penises, they're mutual love is for marijuana.
Every stoner, at some point, has an herbosexual life partner. This is their favorite person to smoke weed with, and because of that eventually becomes their best friend for life, because they realize they have many other things in common and their affection for each other flourishes through the many stoned epiphanies, and other experiences they share.

If you are a stoner, and are not in an herbosexual civil union, you start to feel like one of those women who are turning 35 and still haven't found a man to have a family with, like Jennifer Aniston on The Switch. A stoner without a BFF, is like a pornstar without fake titties. It's just awkward.

Famous Herbosexual couples:
-Cheech+Chong
-Harold+Kumar
-Saul+Dale Denton (Pineapple Express)
-Smokey+Craig (Friday)
-Jay+Silent Bob
-Jesse+Chester (Dude, Where's My Car?)
-Larry+Rico (Puff, Puff, Pass)
-Betty White+Charlie Sheen (it's a little know fact that they were smoking buddies back in college).

Btw, drinking buddies are nothing like Herbosexuals. A drinking buddy can really be anyone. Herbosexuals are special, someone you really trust. Drinking buddies are like freaky trannies on the corner, and Herbosexuals are happy married couples.
Al: Man...I feel bad for Steve. He doesn't have a good stoner friend. *Pass of the bong, stare at Steve asleep on couch*

Rylee: *Receives bong* Yea, well I guess we can have a polygamous herbosexual relationship with him.

Al: Woah, woah, what do you think this is, Half-Baked? Those kind of relationships don't work in real life. An herbosexual relationship is supposed to be between two dudes and a bong. An occasional 3rd dude is acceptible at parties and large get-togethers...but all the time? That would upset the balance of the universe.

Rylee: You know, it's highdeas like that that made me choose you as my herbosexual life partner. Let's finish this bowl and then go take a shower. No homo.
by BigJohnOnthe Radio April 8, 2011
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