Heffer Huff

When a big girl runs outta air due to excitement.

She heffer huffed while chasing down the ice cream man.

by GypsyHelendale February 21, 2024

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

Hooty Heffer

"Greasy Twinkies"

Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of

crisco off them

When u see your replacement

"Wow .....that bitch"

New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"

"Making cookies has never

been so easy"

When u see your replacement

just call her a "Hooty Heffer"

because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.

by GreasyTwinke June 4, 2016

mother heffer

1. Fat Bitch
2. A woman whos eating has no limitations.

Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!

by ThePatriot March 29, 2004

fat heffer

what you call a obease person you dont like (in a nice way)

"fuck that bitch i work with is such a fat heffer"

by the dude who wrote this July 18, 2006

horny Heffer

A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.

oi mate, look at the size of that horny heffer. i bet she would like a dick up her ass

by sperma toadle August 21, 2010

buffalo heffer

an extremely large chic....

that chic Travis screwed sure was a buffalo heffer.

by Jedley November 1, 2007