hapslap

The brain cells one depletes trying to convince a flat-Earther they’re wrong.

After an all nighter debating wankers on twitter, Pete’s hapslap made him forget which mustard he preferred.

by Trixie4 January 3, 2020

happy slap

slapping someone round the face whilst playing lethal bizzle pow pow in the background

this is fucking hilarious especially when it is total surpise to the victim

pow pow
you wanna bring some beef- ur gonna lose some teef!

by MrW January 31, 2005

happy slap

A quere called guy who gets slapped

oi!!!! tanker "wot" SLAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

by mr unown April 7, 2005

happy slap

usually on da top deck of da bus, a rude boi or chav or wateva u wana call him will cum up to you, usually from behind and slap you with his mates recording on camera fone. Some mug will shout 'KKKAAAAPPPPPOOOOOOOWWW' and then the victim wont kno what to do...Totally random but hilarious if your the one recording.

" Wa blo blad? You shud have seen it da ova day i happy slapped this dick head on the bus, was immense"

by TOP NEEK January 4, 2005

happy slap

a video of someone videoing a run up of a random slap on someone

it is not raping punching stabbing shooting kicking or a beatdown
IT IS A SLAP TO THE FACE
dont let the media make you believe otherwise(we all know they exaggerate)

i got some video of jordan being happy slapped on my phone

by thiswillbebigoneday February 9, 2009

happy slap

when someone gets happy slapd its an unexpected crack and your mate films it on his phone. its usualy moshers as their a walkin target. you dont wana get slapd then dont draw attention to your self simple.

slap someone, film it, watch it later and laugh = happy slap

by kyle0161 January 9, 2007

Happy Slap

When a man slaps his phallus on a woman or man's asshole repeatedly. Often seen in pornos.

I was having sex with my wife last night and i pulled out and happy slapped her.

by Iron--Mike May 16, 2016