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poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.
My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.
by Doggie walker May 13, 2021
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Single Man Hand Dance

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.
by riddlecker September 30, 2016
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The One Man Hand Jive

Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure
Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.
by ShoTz November 29, 2007
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One Man Hand Party

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party
by jappy jappy jappy January 5, 2011
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Man Hands

A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.
Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
by 5789 July 17, 2020
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Golden hands man

A man who is skilled with his hands and can build anything, drive anything, do a anything.

Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
Look at that electrician work he has golden hands. Send him to fix the issues.

Golden hands man
by Kevin coates October 28, 2023
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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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